While kindergarten has been pretty good to me this year, I learned just how fashion-savvy a kindergartner can be today.
For the uninformed, I don't usually wear a tie to work. Due to outside events that would commence immediately upon leaving school, I wore one today.
It should be noted here that I don't own normal ties. Most of them sport some kind of children's drawings, kid themes or Beatles themes. And, yes, The Beatles were still a band when I was born!
"Mr. Haworth," said one of my boys. "Your tie doesn't match your shirt. It doesn't match anything!"
For nearly half a century now, I have been blissfully unaware of the fact that my tie is supposed to match something else that happens to adorn my body!
"Well," I responded. "My wife left earlier than I did this morning and wasn't able to help me match my clothes."
"You dress yourself a lot, don't you Mr. Haworth?"