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Showing posts with label second grade. Show all posts
Showing posts with label second grade. Show all posts

Friday, February 21, 2014

Second-Graders Are Not Idioms

"Why do they want us to read our hearts out, Mr. Haworth," one of my second-graders asked me today. She was looking at the Book-It! sign on the back of the classroom door.

As part of my job at my elementary school, I help out with guided reading in both first and second grades. And occasionally kindergarten, but I digress. Sometimes it's interesting and fun since some of my second-graders were my first-graders from last year.

I seized the moment and decided to take the opportunity to expand their horizons a little. I wrote the word 'idiom' on a small dry erase board.

"Who can tell me what this word is," I asked them.

"That's not nice, Mr. Haworth," Miley, as I'll call her, said. She looked at the word wide-eyed and said, "I'm not!"

"The word is idiom," I said, then pronounced it again more slowly. "Ih-dee-uhm. Idiom. An idiom is something we say that can't really be true. Like this morning. Does everyone remember? It was raining cats and dogs earlier. But were cats and dogs really falling from the sky?"

They giggled and agreed that, no, cats and dogs did not fall from the sky.
"What if they did," asked J.J. (not his real name!). I refused to get sucked into that one.

"Now, what does the poster say," I asked, ignoring the question. "Very good! It says 'Read your heart out.' How much do they want us to read?"

The general consensus with my little group of four was "a lot."

"Now, is your heart going to pop out if you read too much," I asked. I received two no's and two yesses. Before I could continue, J.J. chimed in.

"What would happen if it really did pop out," he said. "It would start bouncing all around the floor in here. Then out the door. Then..."

"Open your books," I said quickly, passing out the readers we were working on.

Those second-graders may not be idioms, but their guided reading teacher? Well, he's questionable...

Sunday, September 15, 2013

Friday the 13th Goes Smoothly

People can be a superstitious lot. I am, too, but in a different way. Take yesterday, Friday the 13th, for example.

Most people seem to dread Friday the 13th. Hence, the lengths people go to in order to avoid the day, or just stay safe. Hence, also, all the great horror movies of the same name as the day.

Not me, though. For some reason, Friday the 13th's have always been good days for me. I've learned to look forward to them. I can't wait until the next one!

Yesterday, in fact, went exceedingly well!

I made it to school on time. Of course, I usually do. My first grade guided reading groups proved responsive and attentive. My second grade guided reading groups were also responsive and attentive. Now, they usually are, but, yesterday they proved positively academic! I think some learning actually took place!

Outside of guided reading, my first-graders seemed to hang on my every word. One of them may have laughed at one of my jokes... Hmmm...

My car rider line, which can sometimes be a cause for consternation, actually went pretty smoothly. One child who sometimes gives me trouble (he sometimes gives EVERYONE trouble!) followed my directions and did what was expected of him.

My good fortune even extended to the little drugstore at which I work. Not a single customer was rude to me. I didn't perform a single transaction void (for which I am famous!) or refund! Most unheard of!

Luckily, there will be another Friday the 13th before the year is out. Sadly, I will have to wait until December for it to get here.